{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?","punchline":"Frostbite.","id":232}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is red and smells like blue paint?","punchline":"Red paint!","id":243}
{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
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{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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