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Wellington Secondary College is a co-educational state high school in Mulgrave, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
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Tory Channel is one of the drowned valleys that form the Marlborough Sounds in New Zealand. Inter-island ferries normally use it as the principal channel between Cook Strait and the Marlborough Sounds.
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