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Earthquake is a 2016 Russian-Armenian disaster drama film directed by Sarik Andreasyan based on the 1988 Armenian earthquake. It was selected as the Armenian entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 89th Academy Awards. However, the film was disqualified by the Academy for not meeting the submission requirements.
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Frances Cater Swift (1834–1908) was an influential female lay leader in the early days of the spread of Unitarianism in the American South. In the social climate, when a woman's status was conferred through her husband's status, Swift achieved many of her successes as a widowed woman.
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