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Lycée Français Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clézio or Port Vila French Lycée is a French international school in Port-Vila, Vanuatu.
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Centrotus is a genus of mostly Palaearctic treehoppers belonging to the family Membracidae. Common European species include the type species Centrotus cornutus and C. chloroticus.
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