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Alois Partl is a former Austrian politician. He was the governor of Tyrol and the head of the Tyrolean People's Party. Partl succeeded Eduard Wallnöfer as leader of the Austrian People's Party (ÖVP) in Tyrol and was the governor of Tyrol from 5 March 1987 to 24 September 1993.
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Spaghetti aglio e olio is a pasta dish typical of the city of Naples, Italy. Its popularity can be attributed to it being simple to prepare and the fact that it makes use of inexpensive, readily available ingredients that have long shelf lives in a pantry.
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