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Throwdown is an American hardcore and heavy metal band from Orange County, California. Formed in 1997, the band has endured numerous lineup changes to the point where no original members remain. Throwdown has toured as part of Ozzfest, Sounds of the Underground, Hellfest, and Warped Tour, as well as with bands such as In Flames, Lamb of God, As I Lay Dying, Killswitch Engage, Korn and Cavalera Conspiracy. The songs \"Forever\" and \"Burn\" were staples on MTV2's Headbangers Ball and Revolver Magazine called them part of \"The Future of Metal\" after hearing the album Vendetta. Initially branded a hardcore punk band, albums like Venom and Tears and Deathless took a sharp turn towards metal, with critics likening the band's sound to that of Pantera and Sepultura. The band are straight edge.
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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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Baby T-Rex is a platform game developed by Beam Software for Game Boy. It was released in 1993 in Europe by Laser Beam Entertainment, Beam's publishing arm. It was also released as Agro Soar in Australia, as Bamse in Sweden, and as We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story in North America, where it was published by Hi Tech Expressions.
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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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