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Denver and the Mile High Orchestra (DMHO) is a horn-driven band based out of Nashville, Tennessee. DMHO was formed by a group of friends at Belmont University in 1999. They have traveled across the world, playing at churches, conferences, and festivals. They have performed at two Olympic Games, and were the house band at the 2005 Gospel Music Association Music Awards. DMHO finished third on The Next Great American Band, a \"battle of the bands\" reality show that aired on Fox in late 2007.
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